FTBOMT Vol I EP 03

Behind the Green Door
2025-01-23

Got a new mic for the camera because people said the last video sounded tinny. The pole barn is a big tin cube, so it has an echo. Experts online said the solution is a lapel mic, which required buying a gizmo for the camera. One of my early lessons of video is it is far more expensive than audio. I have a GoPro, which is low end, but I am already into it for about $600 just for the hardware. Video is not for cheap Slavs.You will note that this video is not from the bed of my truck or even my barn. It is bitter cold here at the fortress of solitude. It dropped below zero last night and the high today was in the low teens. The wind only makes it more pleasant. I do not mind it, but spending a half hour in the barn filming a video seemed like a stupid idea, so I filmed the basement. There is some bonus coverage of the cats.



Comments (Historical)

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Tired Citizen #88001901 january 23, 2025 03:42 am 3
On the topic of the bar, I say keep it. Set it up and you can do a z-cast segment called ā€œhaving a drink with Zā€ where you crack a few cold ones and do video commentary.
HUMDEEDEE #87972419 january 23, 2025 12:51 am 2
Lotsa potential in that basement. Since your whole place is a "man cave" you don't really need it to be that specifically. Maybe it could be your audio/video/writer studio?? You should keep the bar. Really. A good handmade piece like that has panache and utility, too. Devil Cat and Mutant look like twins. I presume they are from the same litter.
Marko #87984854 january 23, 2025 01:58 am 7
I second keeping the bar. I'm also a fan of 1970s decor. Z needs to do videos from behind the bar (FBTB). He has his sleeves rolled up and a rag over his shoulder. He could pretend he's working a slow night, looks into the camera and "Oh, hello...." and starts opining.
usNthem #88078723 january 23, 2025 02:36 pm 1
Ok, what we really want to know is, which Is the mutant and which is the devil…
The Z Man #88137650 january 23, 2025 06:19 pm 0
The little guy, the one pawing at the camera, is The Devil Cat. The other one should be the same size as the other, but is much bigger for some reason.
WitchPHD #88025797 january 23, 2025 07:18 am 1
Take the old woodstove to your pole barn, it'll work well in that space. Replace it with a Quadrafire stove 85% efficient.
Henry C. #87987675 january 23, 2025 02:14 am 1
Keep the bar. Brass plate the stripper pole. My alley cat rescue wheaton tabby is a dead ringer for your cats.
Melissa #87975606 january 23, 2025 01:08 am 1
Your cats are absolutely adorable. I’ve read that Ocicats often behave like dogs and can be trained to retrieve. Those two seem so friendly and social. RE: basements- it’s nice to have the extra space but they can frequently become dumping grounds. I think as long as you steer clear of pink and purple, it’ll look great.
The Z Man #87981523 january 23, 2025 01:40 am 0
Oci's are known for getting very attached to you. These two never leave me. Wherever I go, they tag along. They are hyperactive, always wanting to play. I play fetch with the little guy every day. He brings me his stick and we play fetch until one of us gets bored.
MJ #87973074 january 23, 2025 12:54 am 1
The cats! šŸ˜€
Outdoorspro #88614615 january 25, 2025 07:13 pm 0
If you keep the stairs, I wouldn't paint them a solid color, 'cause you'd lose the natural beauty of the grain. Instead, do some light sanding and/or steel wool to clean them up, then a nice stain to really bring out the age and beauty.
jmalone13 #88571411 january 25, 2025 04:06 pm 0
The wife likes your wood floor, said too bad you cant get it matched up. She likes lighter colors downstairs and said the cats would probably enjoy the play thing more upstairs. She likes your idea of getting rid of the bar and putting in canned lights. She said get new stairs but she is not much for the beauty of old wood. Thats a womans perspective for you. I had a woodstove just like that at one time and it heats very well. It should do well in your shop area.
GaryATX #88308341 january 24, 2025 01:38 pm 0
We put down wood-grained tile in one of our rooms. It looks exactly like a wood floor but it’s tile. Best of both worlds.
A Andersen #88128875 january 23, 2025 05:45 pm 0
Is this a walk out basement? It looks like there’s a big window or French door near the wood stove. If so, that makes the basement much better. Like it has its own outside access and you don’t have to lug everything down those old stairs. And there could be a patio and you could have parties in the Summer with indoor outdoor access to the Bar.
RicketyFence #88105530 january 23, 2025 04:20 pm 0
I’m assuming its not a wet bar as that would make removing it more of a chore. I’d turn it into a second mini office or a breakfast nook.
MikeCLT #88063082 january 23, 2025 01:24 pm 0
Half the basement might make a good workout room. Something simple with bench and dumbells, even a rack if you are ambitious. Between the barn, the truck and the basement, I don't expect we will be seeing your book anytime soon. :)
Boulevardier #87998631 january 23, 2025 03:20 am 0
I never understood bars in a small basement. The only times I have seen a basement bar setup make sense they were in grand old houses and the space could hold a lot of people and were really well appointed. Now, I could see that bar in the pole barn with a mini fridge so it’s easy to grab a beer/soda or mix a drink while working on projects or when people stop by to shoot the breeze.
Dave Lemieux #87978179 january 23, 2025 01:22 am 0
Love the cats! We have 4 Maine Coons and they’re always around. Tons of potential down there to make it your own.

Transcript

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Welcome to my basement.

Right now as I'm filming this, it's about 10 degrees out, 12 degrees, something like that.

So there's no way in hell I'm not even walking outside to the garage or the pole

barn to sit out there and do a five-minute show.

Because it takes more than five minutes.

I screw up a few times, so the whole thing probably takes 20 minutes altogether.

Well, 20 minutes and that kind of weather is not a good idea.

Although it's really not that bad.

But anyways, you can see the basement is pretty much a mess here.

The plan is to,

what I'm probably gonna do is I gotta redo this whole fireplace,

or excuse me,

wood stove area.

and paint the place, change the floors.

I'll give you a little shot here.

You can see it's a laminate floor, this wood stuff.

I would actually do the other side with this if I could find it.

Unfortunately,

the person who put this down who owned the house probably got it off the back of a truck.

I don't know, maybe the back of a truck.

But anyways, it just continued, and I couldn't find it anywhere.

As you can see, there's a million nail holes.

It's amazing.

So I got some work to do.

I'm not really sure what color I'm going to paint all this stuff.

There's my other garage door.

There's the stairwell that comes down, and there's one of the cats, some wood.

But I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to strip all this off the floor,

and I'm going to put tile down.

The concrete's very dry.

I did some tests on that.

So I think the plan will be to take that wood stove.

I'm going to move that down to the pole barn.

Put in a smaller one like I have up in the first floor.

And there's the other guy.

And then redo all that, the wall back there and all that stuff.

You can put fire-resistant or heat-resistant tiles up on the back so that you can

keep a wood stove there.

So that's the plan for that.

There's more junk.

Basements always become a junk collector.

So there's some stuff hanging here.

Here's some more junk.

As you can see, the cats have their favorite toy.

Well, second favorite toy.

I'm their favorite toy.

So there they are up on their little post.

I was going to put this up in my bedroom or something,

give them something to play on,

but I don't know.

The thing weighs a ton.

Anyway, so as you can see, it's the same story here.

It's got some ugly paint, a million nail holes, so all these got to be pulled out.

Look at these here.

They get pulled out.

But then when you start messing around here, you get looking close at it.

Inevitably, you find all kinds of bad patches and stuff.

In the main floor upstairs,

When I was redoing it, I found some areas where there was a hole or a dent.

I started messing around with it.

I realized there's cardboard behind it.

These all seem pretty good.

This used to be some sort of entertainment room.

Here you can see there's a bar.

And I wasn't sure if I'm going to keep it.

I'm going to pull it out.

I'm going to maybe give it to some locals and just give it to somebody, you know, haul it away.

The thing is, it really hurts me to tear it up because it's well-made.

This is all solid wood.

This is a pine, knotty pine.

You know, someone put a lot of love and attention into it, but it's not my style.

I'm not an entertainment sort of guy.

And having a 70s-style bar,

I mean,

I'd have to put a disco light up,

and I'm not going to do that.

So I think I'm going to take this out.

The problem is I don't know what I'm going to do with the room.

Other than, I mean, the carpet's disgusting, as you can see.

And there's a lot of room here.

This is a big room.

This room is probably, I don't know if you can see it with the camera or not.

But this room,

I mean,

you can put a pool table in here,

easy,

some couches,

whatever you want to do.

Well, I'm not sure.

I've got to think it through.

That's been the real holdup, because I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

But I have kind of settled on doing the tile.

I'll tile all this.

And for both sides, here's the stairwell.

And as you can see,

I think you can see,

well,

we'll see if you can see,

these steps are pretty old.

And I kind of like them old.

You know, there's a lot of history there.

So I'm not sure what I'm going to do with that.

I think I'll just, odds are I'll just paint them all white.

Because,

you know,

if I go with agreeable gray through the walls and then paint the framing white,

I don't know.

What about painting it red?

I can call my basement hell.

Or blue or green.

Blue might be good.

I don't know.

I've got gray everywhere else, but we'll see.

And I've got to do some lights.

I've got these sort of pot lights, and then there's a fluorescent light, which I hate.

There's more lights over here.

So I've got a lot of stuff to do.

But I should have started this over the winter, but I don't know.

I just didn't have a lot of motivation, a lot of energy.

I'm not sure what's going on with me.

I guess I did so much the year before, I just ran out of steam.

Anyway, people wanted to see...

The basement.

See the cats.

So, say goodbye to everybody.

Talk to you next time.


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